“I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.”

A horrible pick up line like that does not really deserve an answer. But won’t it be cool to have a witty retort that will put the wannabe Romeo in his place? We’re here to help! Here is a list of the worst pick up lines, that are amazingly still in heavy rotation, and witty comebacks.

Line: So what do you do for a living?
Comeback: I’m a female impersonator.

Line: Is this seat empty?
Comeback: Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down.

Line: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Comeback: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Line: Do you want to go back to my place?
Comeback: Will two people fit under a rock?

Line: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Response: Do not Enter!

Line:  There is something wrong with my cell phone; it doesn’t have your number in it.
Comeback: It doesn't? Try under 'In your dreams’

Line: I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Line: I want to give myself to you.
Comeback: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Line: I know you want me.
Comeback: You're right. I want you to go away

Line: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Comeback: Yes, but would you stay there?

Line: I would like to call you. What is your number?"
Comeback: It's in the phone book.
Line: But I don't know your name.
Comeback: That's in the phone book too.

Line: Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback:  Anytime... (Give directions him directions to the door)

Line: Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
Comeback:  Wow! It’s your lucky day too. Out of all the ways I could embarrass you right now…..I will just walk away.

Line: I would go through anything for you.
Comeback: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Line: Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!
Comeback: Looks like something already blew up in your face, I'd have thought you'd learnt your lesson.

So next time someone tries to pick you up with a very bad line don’t just go along with it because you do not know what to say.  Snap back with a witty retort. If all else fails just turn your back and ignore the person.

The best comeback for the “Flintstones” line..... I may not be Bam Bam, but I bet I can give you a lump on the head!